( Brian picks up a note stewie left on the T.V.)
Stewie's voice: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Goodbye forever. Stewie. P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Louis gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left it on the top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm.... Im sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm... It's not a horrible sweater. Its.... Its just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it ya know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll..... Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm... Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever. P.P.S. You know, it might get chilly in london, I'm actually going to take the sweater.
Brian: Oh My God!













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making a scene
an air brushed model on the silver screen
why can't you see I'm no average angel?
I'm no average angel!
~From "No Average Angel" by Tiffany Giardina
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